Thursday, September 18, 2008

Thursday Thirteen - The ARRRGHHHH! edition


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13 Handy Phrases for Talk Like a Pirate Day*
*from the International Talk Like a Pirate Day website


1.Ahoy! - "Hello!"

2. Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!"

3.Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did."

4. Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over."

5. Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!

6. Thar she blows! - The pirate equivalent of "Whoop, there it is!".

7. Beauty
– The best possible pirate address for a woman. Always preceded by “me,” as in, “C’mere, me beauty,” or even, “me buxom beauty,” to one particularly well endowed. You’ll be surprised how effective this is.

8. Bilge rat – The bilge is the lowest level of the ship. It’s loaded with ballast and slimy, reeking water. A bilge rat, then, is a rat that lives in the worst place on the ship. On TLAP Day – A lot of guy humor involves insulting your buddies to prove your friendship. It’s important that everyone understand you are smarter, more powerful and much luckier with the wenches than they are. Since bilge rat is a pretty dirty thing to call someone, by all means use it on your friends.

9. Bung hole – Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole. That’s all. It sounds a lot worse, doesn’t it? On TLAP Day – When dinner is served you’ll make quite an impression when you say, “Well, me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole.” That statement will be instantly followed by the sound of people putting down their utensils and pushing themselves away from the table. Great! More for you!

10. Grog – An alcoholic drink, usually rum diluted with water, but in this context you could use it to refer to any alcoholic beverage other than beer, and we aren’t prepared to be picky about that, either. Call your beer grog if you want. We won’t stop you! Water aboard ship was stored for long periods in slimy wooden barrels, so you can see why rum was added to each sailor’s water ration – to kill the rancid taste. On TLAP Day – Drink up, me hearties! And call whatever you’re drinking grog if you want to. If some prissy pedant purses his lips and protests the word grog can only be used if drinking rum and water, not the Singapore Sling you’re holding, keelhaul him!

11. Hornpipe – Both a single-reeded musical instrument sailors often had aboard ship, and a spirited dance that sailors do. On TLAP Day – We are not big fans of the capering, it’s not our favorite art form, if you will, so we don’t have a lot to say on the subject, other than to observe that the common term for being filled with lust is “horny,” and hornpipe then has some comical possibilities. “Is that a hornpipe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Or both?”

12. Lubber – (or land lubber) This is the seaman’s version of land lover, mangled by typical pirate disregard for elocution. A lubber is someone who does not go to sea, who stays on the land. On TLAP Day – More likely than not, you are a lubber 364 days of the year. But not if you’re talking like a pirate! Then the word lubber becomes one of the more fierce weapons in your arsenal of piratical lingo. In a room where everyone is talking like pirates, lubber is ALWAYS an insult.

13. Smartly – Do something quickly. On TLAP Day “Smartly, me lass,” you might say when sending the bar maid off for another round. She will be so impressed she might well spit in your beer.

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9 comments:

Darla said...

I'm glad you posted this! Avast! I'd forgotten all about Talk Like A Pirate Day!!

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Shiver me Timbers I might ov forget this day had you not remind this here pirate mom :)
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Jenn said...

Ha! I love it. International Talk Like a Pirate Day is so much fun.

Robin B. said...

Arrr. I be thankin' you, me beauty, for remindin' me.

I be thinkin' yor shipmate Long Jon Silver won't be puttin' "Somethin' which crawled out o' the bung hole" on the morrow's bill o' fare! Ye olde land lubbers will be desertin' like bilge rats from sinkin' ship...

Whoo, that pirate-y talking takes some thinking LOL

K. said...

Ooh, how pretty you look today! Sorry, that wasn't pirate-y at all. I just wanted to tell you I like the new layout.

kat said...

oh wow, that's where bung hole came from?!!!! you are one fun lady mary!

Sandy Feet said...

Thanks for the TLAP Day reminder! Love the new fall look of the blog.

AVT Coach said...

Came over from TT. My first post this week for TT. What a great list, will have to go to that Pirate website! Loved even more the "Life" post. Now that has some profoundness (a word?) to it. I will visit your site again to catch up on some of your other posts!

Lesley said...

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum! My timbers were shivered by yer salty old seadog list!