Thursday, September 18, 2008

Chuckle, snort, guffaw

I received this from my friend Holly. I thought it was worth sharing for a good afternoon lol.

Life

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that
out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every
day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You
work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally
promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central
heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

2 comments:

dharmamama said...

Just want to say - I love the new layout! It looks great!!

BOSSY said...

Soooooooooooo funny.