I sometimes wonder what other people do for fun. You know, "normal" people. Qacei and I, never accused of being normal, of course took this offhand request and decided to create this bit of heaven on a plate for our friend.
We decided to wing it as far as a plan goes. We started with your basic frosted brownie and
Qacei melted some chocolate and hand-dipped
The brownies were then frosted and decorated with 2 kinds of sprinkles, all of the chocolate dipped goodies plus more marshmallows and m&m's.
And of course the crowning touch, Jesus H. Christ on a Razor Scooter. We couldn't find a pogostick, but I think we came pretty close to her original request. We delivered our creation to much laughter and that of course was the goal.
Footnote: Mormon missionaries came to the door while we were visiting. I couldn't resist offering them a Jesus H.Christ on a Razor Scooter Brownie. The first young man asked if the H. stood for "Holy." I looked at Qacei and said..."sure!" So he took one. The other young man looked like I was offering him a big old helping of damnation and hellfire on a plate and politely refused. We all wondered then if the first guy actually ate his brownie? It would be sad to think he could let such a thing of beauty go to waste.
9 comments:
i nearly hacked up a lung - that is TOO funny.
I am in chocolate coma.
Thank you so much.
Let me know when we can make Apple Brown Buddha, Pagan Popsicles, and Marshmallow Muhammads.
You guys completely rock. Not that this is news to me, of course, but it's still nice to see such undeniable proof. In chocolate. Blasphemous chocolate. It's my new favorite.
dude! you are awesome...
btw, i got fired...i could totally use some chocolate dipped chocolate ;-)
LOL!
Those Mormons will see to it that you are barred from entering the pearly gates. :)
Wow.......This is a moment in mormon history......a missionary refused dessert. Wait 'til I tell all my friends in the singles ward! :-)
All I have to say is OMFG!
Jeebuz for sure. YOu're all like Viv from Chocolat only waaayyy more fun and quirky.
-=-All I have to say is OMFG!-=-
Ren, I hope that "F" stands for Family-Friendly!!
The scooter is cool. I wonder if he could jet-ski it over water? (If he wanted to, probably so. To impress Mormon missionaries, who wouldn't!?)
I loved this story, and wish I could live nearby so I could come meet you all, and eat brownies, which I adore, although I prefer my brownies unadorned and untainted. "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick" has always been my favorite line from my favorite Dead Milkmen song. "Zoomin' Jesus on a razor scooter" would definitely enhance the bliss that is the brownie experience.
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