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Hey cool! Barack O'Boyfriend visits Corvallis.
But did he let me know he was coming? No.
Did he take a moment to have his people call my people? **
I don't think so.
He just snuck into town and decided to get all cheesy at American Dream Pizza.
Yeah, yeah I know it makes a great photo-op. The folks over there are very presentable and middle American. And the metaphor is appealing. American Dream...get it? But hey, Sunnyside Up is metaphorical too ya know.
It's way better than It's Morning in America. And we've got the hippies! Doesn't that count for anything in this great land of ours anymore?
Should I be insulted? Did I get dissed? I mean I've got my Meez holding his sign and everything.
You'd think he'd at least stop in for a cup of coffee. Hmmph! I've got one thing to say to you Mr. O.
But a girl can take a lot from her imaginary O'Boyfriend, especially when it's for the good of the country and all. So all is forgiven Barack. Just win in November and we're good.
** I could have people!
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How cool is it that he just sort of stopped? Although, I agree, Sunnyside Up has a much nicer ring to it. Still, if the man needs his pizza, what're ya gonna do?
aww man... dang.
Well, the best things aren't always the most obvious, are they? He would have loved Sunnyside, I think anyway :)
Holy cow - Corvallis is the neatest little town! How is it living there? I wanted to move up there until it rained, then I was hot-tailing it back to Cali. But your town is full of awesomeness.
Very cute!
You totally have people.
I am stupidly embarassed to say that I just put 2 and 2 together and have come to the very real conclusion that you may have served one or both of my parents coffee at some point. Pillars of the community that they are, and unabashed caffeine adicts, they had to have been in before.
Huh. Weird. And i'm with Kelly, if Obama needed pizza, ADP is the way to go in Corvallis, unless he got invited to my folks house, in which case my dads pizza is still the best.
One last thing, does in confuse you at all the Kell-y(with a y) and Kell-i(with an i) have such similar profile pictures? Cause it freaks me out sometimes.
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